Chapter 4: Page 1
Chapter 4 starts off with donuts. Rightly I say! I mean to hell with burying me with two coins over my eyes. When I’m dead give me two dozen donuts to take with me to the afterlife. I’ll sail right through those pearly gates after I eat the first box.
Speaking of donuts: Its impossible to get a blueberry cake donut in this country. Its worse than trying to find bagels!
On one more note: Do not attempt to be witty while you’re hungry. Cheers everyone and have a great week.